1. Tip 1: This is how you bring to life a boring birthday-gathering. Ask a personal question!

    "Tell me, Aunt Sien… What is your favorite dinosaur?"

     
  2. "pff..I am so full of food".

    "I really had enough"

    "Ieh..disgusting"

     
  3. annestalinski:

    OUTSIDE

    "By the way, where is the cat?"

    "I don’t know…outside I think?"

    "She’s probably plotting a plan to set the house on fire…"

    "Haha, yes!"

    "hahahaha"

    "You should make a comic about that! That’s funny!"

     
  4. Train

    shark: “Mum, are we almost there?”

    mother: “Yes, a few more minutes”

    doctor: “Can I ask you something? Are all tigersharks like that?”

    Mother: “Oh yes, the impatience is definetely something that goes with this kind of sharks. But the controlfreakish-behavior is more personality-driven, right Herbert?” 

     
  5. Unique

    girl with pink hair: “That skirt is so cute. Where did you buy it by the way?”

    me: “Eh…I don’t really remember…”.

    me : “In some unknown underground little vintageshop, I think…”.

    girl: “Oh well, yes, that’s the best after all, isn’t it? clothing that is really unique”.

    The real story…

     
  6. Yoghurt

    "are you going to buy that Yoghurt? 80 calories per 100 ml. Lots of sugar, artificial fruit…and salt, salt is bad too.."

    "Well, maybe I c-"

    "Well, it is your body, your choice, if you want to buy that stuff..".

    "come, lets move on, buy some alcohol" 

     
  7. My mother has the solution for ISIS

    -lots of intelligent considerations and information-

    me: “A comic has three panels, Mum, where is your solution?” 

     
  8. Parcel

    -Miss Stalinski! I have a parcel for you!

    -You haven’t been waiting for it all day have you? hahahaha

    me: “haha off course not..”

     
  9. Middle-East

    I went on a date with a man, he came across very intelligent…

    "Oh, the Middle-Eastern conflict…"

    "Personally I am really bothered by the fact that so many people mistake philo-semitism for zionism".

    "What is zionism?"

     
  10. "Nice! This way my sweat stains attract less attention"